Crap crap crap...

Lalalala
Somebody wants me to crap

So as a big Genie
I decided to make her wish come true
Imagine I'm a big blue Aladin Genie
Rub rub rub
**POOF!**
"Master! You have 3 wishes..."
Blah blah blah...

NO!
I'm bored
I need traveling
I need money
I need...
Nothing else..

Crap
What is crap?
The definition of crap is something that people don't wanna hear even if they're bored outta their butts
Understand?

So I'm crapping
And nobody is listening
Great. Just great

Zam zam Alakazam
Abra Kadabra
Wee wee wang wang wang

I think I should stop now

Happy?
*POOF!*
I'm gone